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- December 17, 2009 at 10:55 pm #41189
LostFarmer
ParticipantTwo rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says “Wow, that’s some hole; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”
The second hunter says” I don’t know, let’s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”
The first hunter says “There’s this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see”. So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them..
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jumped in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. “Say there”, says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?”
The first hunter says ” Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!”
The old farmer said “Why that’s impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!”
December 18, 2009 at 3:09 am #56193lancek
ParticipantOk now that was funny!!!!!:D
December 18, 2009 at 4:04 am #56191Carl Russell
ModeratorOuch…my ribs…hahahahaha:eek:
December 18, 2009 at 8:20 am #56195blue80
Participantright on!
Reminds me of S. Indiana where the karst topography made for plenty of sinkholes er, handy dump sites.
I think the guys in the story above were my neighbours.:eek:December 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm #56194lancek
ParticipantYour absolutely right blue 80 I had neighbors there in coal city just like that too, but they would have jumped down the hole to see if they could save the goat!!!:D
December 19, 2009 at 2:42 am #56192grey
ParticipantGlad I have my goat chained to an old motorcycle frame instead!
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